Christopher Long Show Biz Guru: BOOK REVIEW: "Face the Music" by Paul Stanley

BOOK REVIEW

FACE THE MUSIC

A Life Exposed

- Paul Stanley -

(HarperOne)

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With three of the original

"Fab Four" having offered

their versions of KISStory

in the last decade, only one

piece of this dysfunctional
family's puzzle remained.

And it's the one I've been

waiting for most.

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Superstar endorsements from the likes of Jimmy Page, Elton John and Dave Grohl grace the back cover and introductory page of FACE THE MUSIC: A Life Exposed — the long-awaited tell-all autobiography from co-founding KISS frontman, Paul Stanley.

Seemingly honest and transparent, Stanley begins sharing his life story while leading readers through his nightly pre-concert regimen. First, I wipe my face with an astringent, to close the pours. Then I grab a container of "clown white," a thick, cream-based makeup. I dip my fingers into the tub of white goo and start applying it all over my face, leaving some space open around my right eye, where the rough outline of the star will be. And in short order — before he can even lead us to the next step — sketching out that iconic star with the pointed end of a beautician's comb, the rock legend sets the stage for his rollercoaster tale.

More than the typical "rags to riches" rock and roll saga, FACE THE MUSIC is the rather unlikely story of how Stanley Bert Eisen — a Jewish kid of German / Polish descent, raised in a less than affluent part of Manhattan during the '50s and '60s, beat the odds — not only by overcoming a physical disability, but also by achieving unimaginable success.

Told in an engaging, no-nonsense style, the "Starchild" recounts in vivid, heartbreaking detail how he was taunted and ridiculed from an early age by other children who would wield such verbal daggers as, "Stanley the one-eared monster." He further reveals the dark realities of growing up in a dysfunctional home with less than nurturing parents and a one-time institutionalized sister who once came at him with a hammer — and then used said hammer to break down his bedroom door, Jack Torrance-style.

Of course most of Stanley's story centers around his epic 40-year career with KISS, including details of his often volatile personal and professional relationship with musical partner, Gene Simmons. And make no mistake, much energy is spent on maligning original KISS members, guitarist Ace Frehley and drummer Peter Criss. In fact, despite the love, kindness and God-factor Stanley weaves into his story, his relentless snarky commentary regarding his two former bandmates tends to dilute his effectiveness. C'mon fellas, enough is enough already with the bashing.

Stanley does however, give credit where its due in portraying original KISS manager Bill Aucoin and choreographer / road manager / songwriter / producer Sean Delaney, yet the role of Casablanca Records president Neil Bogart is somewhat minimized. And while every one of Stanley's Playmate / actress liaisons made it into print, the names and stories of such key KISStory players as John Hartman, Peter "Moose" Oreckinto, Carl Glickman, Larry Harris, Jeff Franklin, Fritz Postlethwaite, Wally Meyrowitz, C.K. Lendt and others are noticeably MIA.

But jamming a 60-year life story of this magnitude into a mere 450+ pages certainly is a tall order. And be sure that despite glossing over a few prime eras, omitting some key players and bypassing such insightful topics as the KISS arena football team, KISS coffee shop, KISS miniature golf course and a series of hip replacement surgeries, FACE THE MUSIC certainly does deliver a slew of salacious stories and plenty of WOW-factor. However, one of its biggest payoffs is Stanley's more recent accounts offstage — starring as a dedicated husband and proud father. A recommended read, to be sure.

-Christopher Long

(April 2014)