Friday, January 11, 2019

HOORAY — MY NEW DRUM KIT IS HERE!

HOORAY — MY NEW
DRUM KIT IS HERE!
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Truth be told, after playing for
40 years, I still barely possess
the skill to even hold sticks and
chew gum at the same time. But
I thrive on engaging with other
drummers  especially sharing
insights and talking kits. FYI,
for like-minded enthusiasts,
today, I got my brand new kit!
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After being retired from playing drums for the last several years, I was offered an unexpected recent opportunity to join a developing new music project — a Florida-based "outlaw" country combo called the Blue Diamond Band. Honestly, at age 55, I simply no longer had any interest in joining any band — especially given my alarming array of escalating physical limitations. Heck, my arms barely even work anymore. And the often frequent numbing and trembling in my hands only enhances my already erratic meter. My kick foot remains reasonably solid, it's just the rest of my body that's disintegrating. As a result, I informed Blue Diamond's founding frontman / guitarist, Thomas Tritt, that while I was flattered by his offer, I definitely wasn't the guy for the gig. But bless his heart, ol' Thomas just wouldn't take "no" for an answer and I caved. "Alright," I conceded finally. "Send me a song list and a rehearsal schedule."

Playing a warm-up showcase with
the Blue Diamond Band in October 2018.
Clearly, the old dusty "knock around" kit stashed out in my garage wasn't gonna cut it for long with the Blue Diamond Band. In fact, with our official full-length debut performance on January 30th rolling up quickly, Thomas called me recently and gave it to me straight. "Dude, you gotta step it up and get a new kit. PRONTO!"

Bye bye "knock around" kit!
(You served me well.)
In short order, I began perusing area music stores and gear-related websites, pondering which "proper" new kit I would purchase — cymbals, hardware etc. I've played several different sets over the years — impressive-looking kits created by leading drum manufacturers, as well as a couple of amazing boutique companies. But when my son approached me several years ago regarding his own drumming aspirations, I sold off ALL of my gear in order to get him his own personal kit. It's just the sorta thing parents do you for their kids. So, with Thomas now putting me on notice, I was pretty much starting from scratch in terms of assembling a quality new kit.

Although I do like Evans and Aquarian, I've
returned to the tried and true Remo brand.
Since joining Blue Diamond, I've discussed possible endorsement opportunities with reps from various drum companies. Opting instead to buy my new kit, I went with the legendary brand I had used in the past — the brand I truly wanted to play once again. I chose Ludwig. The Element Evolution series provides Ludwig's renown craftsmanship at an affordable price. And the classic chrome lugs and rims pop beautifully off the spectacular-looking white sparkle wrap.

Welcome home Ludwig.
I've missed you.
My personal configuration of choice  9" x 12" rack tom, 16" x 16" floor tom, 18" x 22" kick and a 5" x 14" snare. I've used Ludwig hardware exclusively for nearly 20 years. Hence, all the hardware on the new kit is Ludwig. Consisting of a combination of Zildjian and Sabian, my cymbal arsenal includes 14" hi-hats, (2) 16" crashes and a 20" ride.

I've been mocked by "good" drummers frequently in recent years about my rather unorthodox stick modification. The reality is, my decrepit hands and frail arms require the lightest sticks possible, so my weapon of choice is the 7A. I compensate for the lightness of the stick by playing with the butt ends. However, standard sticks are typically so long, when I turn them around, I get poked in the wrists by the tip end. To remedy this problem, I measure and hack off each stick at precisely 12.5", then I use half-inch gaffer tape to create an effective grip that minimizes my stick dropping. Say what you will, it works excellently — for me. I call my unique design the "Long Short-Stick."

12.5" is plenty of wood for anybody.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I will confess openly that I likely would not have said "yes" to Thomas' offer in 2018 had I not been inspired by seeing Mark Chesnutt drummer, Darla Rae Perlozzi, play live in 2017. Described best (by me) as a "whole package" performer, Perlozzi hits 'em hard, with bad-ass precision and urgency, while "playing for the song" like few others. And with her groovy-looking shades, fabulous fashion-forward threads and shaggy blond coif blowing in the electric fan-generated breeze, she looks like a bona fide superstar while doing it. Although she plays a different brand, with a slightly different finish, my current drum presentation was inspired almost entirely by Perlozzi. "What would Darla do?," I asked myself when choosing my new kit.

DARLA RAE PERLOZZI
(See what I mean?)
Another of my current favorite players is 17-year-old Payton Taylor, drummer for the Dallas-based duo, Sweet Chaos. I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Taylor perform live with Sweet Chaos in Orlando over this past holiday season and I was knocked out completely by her youthful, rock-ribbed passion and undeniable personal cool factor. Equally proficient in both rock and jazz, Taylor is a world-class musician who inspires me to stay in the game, while prompting me simultaneously to throw my sticks in the trash and burn my kit — she's just that freaking good.

PAYTON TAYLOR
So, back to my shiny new Ludwigs — it's the first new drum kit I've owned in nearly a decade. And as you might have surmised, I'm pretty darn psyched. I just hope they sparkle as intensely onstage with the Blue Diamond Band as they do perched upon my riser in our rehearsal studio.

The OFFICIAL Blue Diamond debut.
Come on out and see us, if you can.
(Just don't laugh at me - please!)
Okay, now it's your turn. What are some of your favorite drummers and or drum-related brands? Have you ever been drop dead giddy over getting a new kit? Feel free to share your personal stories and insights in the "Comment" section below.

-Christopher Long
(January 2019)
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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

RECORD REVIEW: The Smithereens - "B-Sides The Beatles" (2018 Reissue)

RECORD REVIEW
The Smithereens
B-Sides The Beatles
(2018 Reissue)
eOne Music
__________

Brimming with artistic
passion, this recent
reissue is a real treat.
__________

Since first forming back in 1980, the New Jersey-based alterno pop / rock combo, The Smithereens have become endeared to fans almost as much for recreating classics as for their own chart-busting hits, including "A Girl Like You" and "Too Much Passion."

A super-fun sequel to the group's first Beatles tribute album, Meet The Smithereens! (2007), B-Sides The Beatles was released originally in 2008 and focuses fully on the Fab Four's B-side treasures from '64 - '65. And thanks to the fine folks at eOne Music, this cozy feel-good has been reissued for the first time as a stand-alone LP on groovy-looking 180 gram yellow and orange marble vinyl — just in time for the recent 2018 Record Store Day "Black Friday" festivities.

The yellow and orange marble vinyl
reissue of B-Sides The Beatles further
enhances the record's fun factor.
What makes this package so compelling, beyond the colored vinyl format, insightful liner notes and eye-catching cover art from legendary cartoonist, Jack Davis, is it delivers more than merely "predictable" Beatles staples. While the 12-song set does offer several iconic tracks, such as "I'll Get You," "You Can't Do That," "P.S. I Love You," "I'm Happy Just to Dance with You" and "If I Fell," B-Sides The Beatles also features arguably lesser known numbers, including "There's a Place," "Cry for a Shadow" and "I Don't Want to Spoil the Party" — all performed with equal artistic passion and produced to authentic perfection.

The free full-length record download coupon enclosed inside the LP cover is an additional sweet treat  offering a "best of both worlds" scenario for those still stuck in the prehistoric digital age.

-Christopher Long
(January 2019)
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Saturday, January 5, 2019

DARYL DRAGON: A Personal Tribute to a Music Legend

DARYL DRAGON
A Personal Tribute
to a Music Legend
__________

His look was iconic.
His talent was incomparable.
And his music — timeless.
__________

The sound was fresh and exciting — the infectious debut single by the new pop duo with a name I couldn't initially pronounce properly. It was May 1975 — I was just 12 years old. While the honey-soaked female lead vocal was simply irresistible, it was the crisp-sounding keyboards that captivated me most. Entitled "Love Will Keep Us Together," the Neil Sedaka-penned song blowing up my AM radio headset soon would be racing to the top of the charts and go on to become the biggest record of the year. And by the time their second hit, "The Way I Want To Touch You" landed on Casey's Top 10 in the fall of '75, the husband and wife team of Captain & Tennille was a bona fide household name.

Oozing authentic girl-next-door appeal — a porcelain-perfect smile, a delightful down-home drawl and the voice of an angel, singer / songwriter Toni Tennille became America's favorite new sweetheart over night — and I'll confess to crushing hard on the blond Alabama native. But the other half of the duo — the "Captain" possessed undeniable mystique. From behind his massive wall of keyboards, Daryl Dragon, hid behind dark shades, tucked into his soon-to-be iconic captain's hat. This guy had to have a story. And he did.

The first two albums from Captain & Tennile
both were Top 10 smashes.
A man of few words, Dragon already had enjoyed an impressive, decade-long career as an accomplished composer, producer and musician by the time he and Tennille scored their second chart-busting album, Song Of Joy in 1976. In fact, it was during his tenure as a touring / session member of the Beach Boys from 1967-1972 when the group's legendary frontman, Mike Love named Dragon, "Captain Keyboard." It stuck.

From 1975-1980 Captain & Tennille racked up and impressive string of nine Billboard Top 40 singles— seven of which cracked the Top Ten. The duo also released six studio albums  four of which achieved either gold or platinum status. And ALL six were produced to pure perfection by Dragon.

Albums three and four from Captain & Tennille
were equally magically delicious offerings.
What made Captain & Tennille particularly appealing to me was their unique ability to "scratch" all of my eclectic "itches" — combining pop and rock with gospel, R&B and an occasional dash of Americana.

While their debut 1975 set, Love Will Keep Us Together is arguably their best-known work, and their third release, 1977's Come In From The Rain was a near-flawless effort, Song Of Joy was my personal "Abbey Road" as a music-crazed teen. From the soaring beauty of the Billy Preston-penned title track to the engaging hookiness of the Smokey Robinson classic, "Shop Around" to the funkiness of "1954 Boogie Blues" to the heart-stopping splendor of "Smile For Me One More Time," Song Of Joy remains one of my all-time favorite records. In fact, in the last 43 years, I've gone through two copies on vinyl, one 8-track and a CD.

To this day, I still cherish my (fourth) copy of Song Of Joy.
Although he maintained a rather low profile following the duo's heyday, Dragon still remained somewhat active as a session cat, playing on several records, including the self-titled 1997 debut from LA-based power pop combo, Size 14.

Sadly, Dragon recently had been in failing health. And his well-publicized 2014 divorce from Tennille after their 39-year marriage also put him back in the headlines. Yet despite Dragon's reported health issues, his death on January 2nd at age 76 still came as a shock to many — myself included.

Fortunately for countless fervent fans worldwide — myself included, we always will have his magical, timeless music to treasure. Songs of joy, to be sure!

-Christopher Long
(January 2019)
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Saturday, December 29, 2018

MOVIE REVIEW: The Mule

MOVIE REVIEW
The Mule
Warner Bros. Pictures
Rated R / 116 min
__________

It was a great year to
go to the movies. And
just in time for the
current holiday season
comes one of 2018's
most compelling films.
__________

Produced and directed by American film icon, Clint Eastwood, The Mule works for several reasons. For starters, the story of Earl Stone is riveting — an unbelievable tale based on the true life exploits of Leo Sharp (aka El Tata), a World War II vet, who in his golden years becomes a drug runner for the notorious Sinaloa Cartel.

Eastwood delivers an authentic, award-caliber performance in the lead role as the crotchety and refreshingly politically incorrect Stone. Seemingly unaware of the danger of his newfound vocation, Stone endeavors to salvage splintered family relationships while also eluding DEA agent, Colin Bates, played convincingly by Bradley Cooper. Kudos are also owed to Andy Garcia as Cartel boss, Laton and Dianne Wiest as Stone's ex-wife, Mary.

Brimming with tension from start to finish, The Mule is an edge-your-seat, must-see winner, worthy of Eastwood's distinguished legacy. (4/4)

-Christopher Long
(December 2018)
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Friday, December 28, 2018

THE TOP TEN BEST RECORDS OF 2018 (Guest Feature by Jesse Tanner Long)

THE TOP TEN BEST
RECORDS OF 2018
Guest Feature by
Jesse Tanner Long
__________ 

25-year-old pop culture
aficionado, ice cream
chemist, and one of my
favorite frequent guest
contributors, Jesse Long
returns with his annual
Top Ten records list.
__________

10
Rainier Fog
__________

9
Eikasia
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8
Effloresce
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7
In the Hills
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6
We Will All Be Gone
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5
Flow State
__________

4
New Levels New Devils
___________

3
Artificial Selection
___________

2
Technology
___________

1
From the Gallery of Sleep


-Jesse Tanner Long
(December 2018)

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CONTACT
JESSE TANNER LONG

Twitter and Instagram
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Email
JesseTannerLong@gmail.com
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Thursday, December 27, 2018

MOVIE REVIEW: Vice

MOVIE REVIEW
Vice
Annapurna Pictures
(R) / 2hrs 12min
__________

It possessed incredible promise.
Too bad politics got in the way.
__________

Had Adam McKay simply made the fictionalized Dick-flavored farce that he seemingly was frothing to make, Vice could have been a rousing romp — for everybody. Conversely, had he focused fully on playing the serious historical bio pic card, the results also could have been impressive. However, by attempting to be clever and pursue the narrative from both angles, the acclaimed director missed a golden opportunity to truly shine. 

The R-rated disclaimer rolling in the first few frames reveals to the "smart" viewers that the filmmakers also are "smart" — implying further that said "smart" viewers might be perceived as less than "smart" if they don't laugh out loud hysterically at everything presented in the film — up to and including the final credits. And they do. It's sorta like watching This Is Spinal Tap in roomful of amateur rock musicians who feel compelled to howl wildly at everything in the film just so that everybody else in the theater knows that they "get it."

Carell, Bale and Rockwell offer superb performances in Vice.

Yes, Vice is a very "smart" film made by very "smart" people, for very "smart" people. And that's precisely why it falls flat. It could have said so much. Unfortunately, its mouth is so full of partisan-peppered pablum, it's unable to articulate much more than, "Republicans are greedy dolts. Democrats aren't."

While the film itself is an exhausting, misguided blunder, Christian Bale delivers an amazing, award-worthy portrayal of former vice president, Dick Cheney. Kudos also are due to Amy Adams as Cheney's wife LynneSam Rockwell as George W. Bush and Steve Carell as former Secretary of DefenseDonald Rumsfeld.

Simply put, Dick Cheney ain't no "Freddie Mercury." In fact, at the time Cheney left office, his public approval rating was at a dismal 13%. Hence, it's difficult to fathom how this film possibly can recoup its $60 million-dollar budget. Aw, who cares — the Hollywood elite got to stick it to dumb ol' dubya and his dimwitted cronies one more time. But in all likelihood, Vice will earn out a considerable chunk once it picks up the "Best Picture" statue at the Oscars in February. And for that, the "smart" people will stand and applaud passionately!

-Christopher Long
(December 2018)
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Monday, December 10, 2018

MIKE'S HOLIDAY HOUSE PARTY: Open Mike's Coffee Lounge / Melbourne, FL (12.15.18)

MIKE'S HOLIDAY
HOUSE PARTY
Open Mike's Coffee Lounge
Melbourne, FL (12.15.18)
__________

Boasting engaging authors
and celebrated artists, all in
a groovy, cozy setting, this
holiday event promises to
be a super-fun affair. It's
also for great cause. And
I'm thrilled to be one of the
featured special guests.
__________

"I'm honored and humbled every day to call this amazing community home," commented Open Mike's Coffee Lounge owner, Mike Della Cioppa, during a recent interview. A 36-year Melbourne, Florida resident, Della Cioppa, along with his Open Mike's crew will be hosting a holiday canned food drive for the Brevard County Sharing Center on Saturday, December 15th from 1-4pm. 

The food drive is the primary purpose behind Della Cioppa's upcoming family-friendly yuletide affair, but, as they say — Wait! There's more! "We've invited several of our favorite hometown authors and artists," Della Cioppa added. "They'll all be meeting, greeting and selling their work — awesome gifts for the shopping season. We'll also have a coloring station for the kids, holiday music and even a visit from Santa himself with a sackful of goodies."
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MEET THE
HOUSE PARTY
AUTHORS

Jaimie Engle

The author of an array of successful youth-targeted titles, including her latest, Metal Mouth, Jaime Engle also has been a wildly popular Florida speaker for several years. Fans old and new can expect her to be on-hand at Open Mike's, hocking all of her bestsellers, as well as her fabulous line of related gift items. Find Jaimie online HERE.

Books by Jaimie Engle
__________

Violet Favero

Known originally for her popular Silly Yaya children's series, Violet Favero recently has expanded her "Yaya" brand to include fun "How To" books and interactive journals. She will have her full line of fun releases available at the upcoming Holiday House Party. Find Violet online HERE.

Books by Violet Favero
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Christopher Long
(That's me!)

With my long-awaited fiction debut, Superstar, arriving via Moonshine Cove Publishing on April 7, 2019, I'll be embracing the spirit of the current season by GIVING AWAY eBook copies of my two non-fiction titles, CMON! and Shout it Out Loud. Although I won't take your money (at this event), I will take your email address — and a hug!

Books by Christopher Long
__________

MEET THE
HOUSE PARTY
ARTISTS

June Knox

A Brevard County native, June Knox possesses an honest and pure passion for the Florida lifestyle. And that unique passion is reflected beautifully in her authentic Florida-themed art. A self-described "accidental artist," June first discovered her hidden talent by chance just three years ago, after being "challenged" by another local artist. Since then, she's become a frequent fixture on the Florida art show circuit. In fact, June has become so successful, she manages to dodge the dreaded "day gig"  —  art is all she does. Working under the moniker, Sirens & Sea Maidens, June can be found HERE.

Artwork by June Knox
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Diana Cannon

Despite the relentless demands of her role as a "stay at home mom," Diana Cannon found herself seeking an outlet. "I needed a hobby," she confesses with a laugh. And in 2008, the longtime Brevard County resident was encouraged by a friend to take a painting class. In short order, Diana's newfound "hobby" morphed into a full-blown passion. Soon, Diana's artistic endeavors also included wood burning and bamboo art. For the last decade, Diana's artwork has been seen displayed prominently in homes through Florida's sunny Space Coast. Contact Diana: dianacannon321@gmail.com

Artwork by Diana Cannon
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Known far and wide for its intimate atmosphere, incredible signature coffees and taste-tempting menu items, Open Mike's is the perfect venue to host such a seasonal celebration.

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a rockin' holiday," proclaims Della Cioppa, as he invites everyone to come out and enjoy his Holiday House Party. (OpenMikesCoffee.com)

-Christopher Long
(December 2018)