Monday, December 26, 2011

THE HANGOVER II (And Things That DIDN'T Suck In 2011)

(And the Things That
DIDN'T Suck In 2011)

I began 2011 wrapping up the
promo phase for my first book.
12 months later, I had completed
my second book and I'd become
immersed in a sea of pre-release
activity. But aside from my
writing-related endeavors, I
also enjoyed a host of other
incredible experiences since the
last New Year's celebration.

Last summer, I enjoyed an action-packed pre-senior-year getaway excursion to NYC with my 17-year-old son, Jesse. We had a fabulous time taking in the sights, sounds and smells of "the Big Apple" and it proved to be one of our most memorable father and son adventures.

In August, I enrolled at East Coast Christian Center University in Merritt Island, Florida. At age 48, I returned to school for the first time in 30 years. Although my mission will take several years to complete, my goal is to earn a Doctorate in Theology.

I've been blessed recently to see my website audience grow to enormous proportions and I want to thank all of my readers, friends and foes for being part of making this such a fantastic year.

Me and my kid in "the Big Apple."
(August 2011)
Okay, now for what I (supposedly) do best. Here are a few personal anecdotes, reflecting on the world of entertainment in 2011.

Given the lack of quality content currently coming out of Hollywood, I find myself going to the movies less frequently these days. And this past summer's bumper crop of such high-profile and over-hyped stinkers as Bad Teacher and The Green Lantern  further reinforced my desire to stay at home.

And the winner in
the "Worst Movie"
category is...

To lump The Hangover II in with the world's all-time most horrendous atrocities would be probably a bit unfair. Uh, wait a second — now that I think about it, that is actually a fairly accurate description.

Like many of my fellow conservative, Christian-types, I have no problem accepting and embracing a little adult, movie-related content now and then — especially when there is a payoff. Yes, it's true — Christians not only go to the movies, but we also buy music, watch TV, read books and we sometimes even have sex  — GASP! Hence, despite the F-bomb showers, graphic scenarios and non-stop glorification of substance abuse, I could still appreciate the entertainment value of The Hangover. The wacky hijinx of four goofball friends during their overnight bachelor party romp in Las Vegas made for a clever, edgy and laugh-out-loud-funny story. And the 2011 sequel to that 2009 blockbuster was one of the year's most anticipated films.

At least the monkey was funny.
Serving as nothing more than a predictable and watered-down regurgitation of the original, The Hangover II is simply unwatchable. In fact, as with other such cinematic abominations as Grease II, Caddyshack II, Arthur II - On the Rocks and The Whole Ten YardsThe Hangover II is such a poorly written and ill-conceived farce that it actually dilutes the cool factor of the original film.

Despite their idiosyncrasies, Stu, Phil, Alan and Doug were all lovable characters, the first time around. However, in The Hangover II, not even Bradley Cooper's "OMG" good-looks and chiseled abs can make "Phil" even remotely endearing. In fact, the promotional movie posters should have read: The Hangover II — In 3-D (A Disastrously Dumb Disappointment). 

A rose among thorns...

The 2011 film adaptation of author Kathryn Stockett's 2009 best-selling novel, The Help, tells a compelling fictional story, while also tearing an authentic-looking page from a not-so proud chapter in American history. I spent much of my youth growing up in the South during the 1960s, and despite some of the criticism leveled at the book, I found the movie version to offer a pretty darn accurate account of what I witnessed personally during the Civil Rights era.

Emma Stone (as aspiring writer Skeeter), Viola Davis (as maid Aibileen Clark), Bryce Dallas Howard (as hometown racist Hilly) and Jessica Chastain (as "trophy wife" employer Celia Foote) all offer award-worthy performances.

In short, I laughed, I cried, and I found The Help to be a rare gem during a year that overdosed on inane box office blunders.

Over the summer, longtime Florida metal scene veteran Ty Oglesby released his long-awaited debut solo record, Demons Within. Despite the rather evil-looking cover as well as the disturbing album and song titles, this raw and traditional-style, seven-song slab-o-metal merely offers an open and honest introspective acount of Oglesby's personal life-struggles. I expect it to particularly blow up in the European market.

Invisible Empires, the latest from singer, songwriter Sara Groves dropped this past fall and along with it came the amazing first single, "Eyes on the Prize." Simply put, in my view, it's without a doubt, THE song of the year.

I also discovered a new musical treasure just a few weeks ago...

Since attending my first concert event in 1977, I've rarely witnessed a support act completely "spank" a headliner. But that's exactly what happened when Nashville's The Wild Feathers opened for pop music icon Paul Simon at Orlando's UCF Arena in December.

To me, Paul Simon got totally "served"
by opening act, The Wild Feathers.
Combining quality-crafted songs with pure harmonies and an abundance of down home pickin', The Wild Feathers create a kind of true-blue, authentic roots-style music that would make Robbie Robertson and Levon Helm's chests swell with pride — an observation that's even more remarkable considering that no one in the band looks to even be old enough to buy beer.

In short, if J.D. Souther and Bonnie Raitt had made bastard love babies back in '75 and they grew up and formed a band, that band likely would be The Wild Feathers

I took in several stellar live concerts this year including performances from AmericaBuckcherry, Hinder, Coheed and Cambria, Anthrax, New York Dolls and Chicago.

The April 2011 Orlando, FL performance by
Chicago, was for me, one of the year's best!
I spent considerable time this year catching up on my extracurricular reading. Although it was originally published in 2007, Joseph Prince's Destined to Reign was recently re-released in paperback. Too often, when praising a book, I'll say, "I couldn't put it down." But with its bold, Grace-based message, this is one of only three books I've ever read to which that praise truly applies!

I rarely watch TV these days. In fact, I don't even have television service in my home. I just no longer have any interest in such mind-numbingly foolish content. However, when I do occasionally glance at the ol' "boob tube" at someone else's home, typically I'm tuned into various news-oriented programs. This past fall, after discovering her CNN news-type program, OutFrontI came to grips with the fact that I'm in love with host Erin Burnett. And last October I publicly confessed my obsession.

Get the full story HERE

2011 was certainly a cool ride and I expect 2012 to be even greater. My second book, C'MON! - My Story of Rock, Ruin and Revelation will be released in January and by next spring I'll be embarking on a national speaking tour, sharing my personal faith-based testimony in churches, book stores and nightclubs across the country. And next summer, my son will graduate with honors from high school as well as receiving an early college AA degree. Now, if the Lord will just "move" Tal & Acacia to tour next year, 2012 will be a complete "slam dunk!"

Thanks, everybody for an amazing 2011. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-Christopher Long
(December 2011)



C'MON! -

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