Sunday, June 26, 2011

MOVIE REVIEW: "Bad Teacher"

Bad Teacher

Still reeling from the epic
fail of The Hangover II,
mquest continues for the
great comedy flick of the
summer. As a result, I
attended an opening day
showing of Bad Teacher,
starring Cameron Diaz.

Directed by Jake Kasdan, Bad Teacher offers, if nothing else, a bold commentary on today’s culture. In short, the movie goes the distance to project the message that as long as you’re a hot chick who dresses like a stripper — even a 40-year-old hot chick who dresses like a stripper, you can do no wrong — no matter what. In fact, there’s absolutely nothing endearing about Diaz’s character — Elizabeth Halsey, a junior high school teacher, obsessed with financing her boob job — at all costs. Simply put, Halsey is an unlikable, lying, cheating, self-centered, alcoholic, drug-using gold-digger who is nothing but nasty to everyone in her life — including her tweenage students. But she’s a hot chick who dresses like a stripper, so the fact that she’s a horrible person is somehow okay.

Throughout the film, Halsey is pursued by the gym teacher, Russell Gettis, played by Jason Segel. But for the life of me I don’t understand the attraction — except for the fact that Halsey is a hot chick who dresses like a stripper. When Halsey gets busted for stealing the answers to an upcoming state student exam, she gets off scott-free — which we're led to believe is awesome ’cuz, remember, she’s a — well you get the idea. And when she’s confronted by another teacher whose only apparent crime is being a happy and positive person, the audience applauds when Halsey triumphs. Even Justin Timberlake’s character, a goody-two-shoes substitute teacher named Scott Delacourt, is portrayed as a dolt, until Halsey succeeds in leading him to compromise his values.

To be fair, I must admit that Bad Teacher does have several laugh-out-loud moments. However, there were just enough of those to justify spending the $4 on my discounted matinee ticket. Actually, this could have been a worthwhile film, but like so many others these days, a potentially clever story was sacrificed and dumbed-down in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator. My quest continues.

-Christopher Long
(June 2011)

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1 comment:

  1. Thanks for a great, well-written, fun-to-read, truthful review. I love Cameron Diaz, but even the TV trailers for this movie portrayed it as a negative commentary on our society. I wish there were some good role models out there.

    BTW, great blog.
    G.L. Douglas