Friday, August 31, 2012

REFLECTIONS: The Summer of 2012

The summer of 2012 was incredible indeed.
Holy cow, where did the summer go? It literally seems like a week ago when I posted a Memorial Day blog tribute — and now, here we are, revved up for Labor Day. So, what did I do this summer? Well...

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The very thing of which wonderful
summer memories are made!
The season got off with a bang as I received my diploma in Theology from East Coast Christian  University in Merritt Island, Florida.
 
My girlfriend Michelle and I also celebrated her birthday in early June with a two-night getaway at Gloria  Estefan's  Costa  d'Este  Beach  Resort  in Vero Beach, Florida. Although we thoroughly enjoyed the luxurious accommodations and such fabulous local restaurants as Joey's Bistro, the highlight of the trip likely was the discovery of a local Kmart store where we dug up countless treasures, including the last known pair of Hannah Montana socks. Yep, we're straight-up gangsta!
 
In late June I accompanied a group of teens from East Coast Christian Center to the annual BigStuf summer youth conference in Daytona Beach, Florida. In short, the "camp" experience certainly had changed from back in my day during the early '70s. You can get the full BigStuf scoop HERE.
 
My BigStuf BFFs.
 
As expected, I also took in several live concert events during these dog days. From the Classic Albums Live re-creation of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon at the Hard Rock in Orlando to the Kiss and Mötley Crüe amphitheater extravaganza in Tampa to Stryper at Orlando's House of Blues to Lindsey Buckingham at the Plaza Theatre, also in Orlando, the summer rocked, indeed.
 
Paul Stanley remains THE King of the Nighttime World.
(Photo: Rhonda McMahen)
 
In July I discovered No Sleep 'til Sudbury – a fantastic new book from Canadian author Brent Jensen. It's a compelling account of Jensen's coming-of-age experiences growing up in a small Canadian town during the 1980s' golden age of heavy metal. I recommend it highly to those who also felt a connection to that era or who simply enjoy a spirited, well-written personal life story – one that totally ROCKS, dude!

I also found some time this summer to play a few
live gigs with my golden oldies band Burnt Toast.
 
The summer is wrapping up on an equally high note. In late August I hosted the 9th Annual Brevard Live Music Awards ceremony held at the Henegar Center for the Performing Arts in Melbourne, Florida – a huge success to be sure.
 
Michelle and I backstage at the 2012 Brevard Live Music Awards.
(Photo: Janelle Wilson)
 
And in the final weekend of the season, I was thrilled to discover a fabulous piece from columnist Heather Ronaldson on my latest book, C'MON! It appeared on the wildly popular Extant Magazine website. Nice job, Heather!
 
Okay, another summer's worth of memories for the ol' journal. I also want to extend a special note of gratitude to my dedicated blog readers – those who have been with me from the beginning and those who have recently discovered this site. The summer of 2012 saw all-time record-high traffic here. I appreciate the time that people take to read my work and I'm looking forward to creating additional super-groovy content for you this fall as well. STAY TUNED!
 
-Chris
 
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

ANN ROMNEY STEALS SHOW!

Better late than never.
Republicans kicked-off their convention on Tuesday.
 
GOP "big guns" fired shots from center  stage  on  Tuesday  night as  opening  speeches  were delivered at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Kick-off proceedings had been postponed for one day due to weather conditions brought on by Hurricane Isaac. However, Republicans made up for lost time and came out ready for a showdown.
 

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney officially clenched his party's nomination for President late in the afternoon.  From there the convention became a "Who's Who" event as former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and other prominent GOP leaders commandeered the podium throughout the evening. Their sentiments hearkened back to Ronald Reagan's inspirational 1980 convention address — the last time Republicans ousted a failed one-term Democratic incumbent President. Reagan similarly energized his flock thirty years ago by referring to the Carter administration as an "unprecedented calamity" and having offered "mediocre leadership." Hmm, déjà vu. Reagan further challenged, "Can anyone look at the record of this administration and say, 'well-done?'  No, we've had enough."
 
But it was Mitt Romney's wife Ann who delivered the most effective speech of the night — speaking passionately of the man she knows better than anyone — the man poised in Reagan-like fashion to assume the highest office in the land.

"Listen carefully," she implored the audience inside the packed, 20,000-seat Tampa Bay Times Forum. "This man will NOT fail!" The sixty-three-year-old wife, mother and grandmother further offered, "No one will move heaven and earth like Mitt Romney to make this country a better place to live!"

In response to critics who have suggested that he's led a "silver spoon" life (as if somehow that's something to be ashamed of), Ann Romney reassured supporters that, "Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it." Sharing her personal health issues and recounting challenges the two have faced during their forty-plus year marriage she maintained that, "What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage." Delegates rose to their feet and cheered wildly as Mitt Romney joined Ann at the conclusion of her speech. After a warm and heartfelt exchange, the couple left the stage and moved to a private VIP viewing box for the remainder of the evening.

The convention resumes later today with Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan receiving and accepting the GOP Vice-Presidential nomination this evening. Festivities conclude tomorrow night with what is expected to be a deal-clinching speech from the top-slot nominee, himself, Mitt Romney.

-Christopher Long
(August 2012)
 
 
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

2012 BMAs (Post Show Wrap-Up!)

IT'S SHOWTIME!
Me and my lovely BMA assistant Janelle Wilson
just minutes before taking the stage.
 
Despite a daylong torrential downpour, brought on by 
Hurricane Isaac, the 9th
Annual Brevard Live Music
Awards ceremony went off
without a hitch last night at
The Henegar Center for the Performing Arts in Melbourne, Florida. This hometown version
of the Grammy Awards has become the acknowledged "big night" for
the musicians, fans and venue
owners throughout  Florida's
Space Coast.  And 2012's gala 
looked to be sold-out!

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Members of the band Bullet Theory
accepting a special achievement honor.


As  BMA host,  I've written about this year's event  extensively in  recent weeks and to be honest, at this point I simply want to thank those who showed up to support the scene, congratulate all of the winners, and recognize the people who helped to make it all happen. For the complete behind-the-scenes post-party scoop, check out upcoming print and online issues of Brevard Live magazine.
 
In case you missed the show, or just want to relive the party, here are just a few of the highlights that made the 2012 BMAs the best one yet! All photos courtesy of Michelle Wilson.
 
 
Simone and the Supercats took home "Favorite Original Band"
honors for the second year in a row.
 
 
One-time Slaughter guitarist, Mark Kaleiwahea accepting
the "Favorite Cover Band" honor for his group, Funpipe.
 
 
Singer/songwriter Jessica Ottway
knocked 'em dead early in the night.
 
 
Red Tide frontman and 2011 BMA winner Adam Sikora
presented the 2012 "Favorite Original Band" award.
 
 
Many of the 500+ in attendance agreed that singer/songwriter
Jeff Stanton's performance was a major BMA highlight.
 
 
I provided a little onstage moral support to Brevard Live owner,
editor and head honcho Heike Clarke who had a bit of the jitters.
 
 
Congressman Bill Yearty brought a
groovy fun factor to the party. 
 
 
Guitar hero Paul Chapman from the band UFO joined the
legendary Les Dudek onstage for a rousing show closer!
 
Much heartfelt thanks to production assistant Merissa Rudkin for getting me through it all (again). I'd have been in deep trouble without her. Mega kudos to the top-flight sound/stage crew — Keith O'Brien, Mark Brasel, Chris Cail and Ed Gilbeau. Also, much gratitude to the gracious, helpful and always professional Henegar Center staff. I had a blast!
 
-Chris

*Proceeds from the BMAs benefit the Brevard Music Aid Foundation, a non-profit organization that offers financial assistance to local musicians in need. A worthy cause, to be sure.
 
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Friday, August 24, 2012

THRIFT STORE ADVENTURES (Pt. IX)

I ran into my buddy Pooh at the thrift store today.
(We clearly were both in need of pants!)
Okay, so I'm set to host a major music event in Florida on Monday night and I'm pretty psyched. I had a related TV interview yesterday, a radio interview today and a salon appointment scheduled for tomorrow with my stylist and nail tech. Then it hit me — what am I gonna wear?  Oh sure, I've got closets  full  of  fab  fashions,  but as    an  acknowledged  international trendsetter, I needed fresh swag for this gig. But I wouldn't be caught dead at a shopping mall. Let's face it, in today's world, guys have limited options. In fact, unless you want to look like you just stepped out of a Lil Wayne video or a Nickelback photo shoot, guys are doomed when it comes to fashion. This situation required a bold vision!
 
As I've blogged numerous times over the last year or so, my girlfriend Michelle and I are both hopelessly addicted to thrift stores. But this is totally understandable. I mean where else are you going to score $1.00 skinny jeans and the entire Star Wars collection on VHS for a quarter? Not at Macy's, that's for sure. So with very little persuasion, I coerced Michelle into jumping with me in the ol' minivan and going on a little shopping spree. Heck, it had been nearly a month since our last excursion. And what treasures awaited...

Although this framed Jonas Brothers
poster was certainly tempting, I had
to focus on the business at hand.
 
The find of the day —
sidewalk chalk for a quarter.
 
I don't know who Cliffy is,
but his chair was flippin' awesome!
 
I became so overwhelmed by the discovery of this
Spice Girls video cassette (for a buck) that I barely could
calm my trembling hands long enough to click the pic.
 
We also sniffed-out a new destination today.
The St. Paul's Service Center Thrift Shop
located in Eau Gallie, FL possesses more of a
boutique atmosphere than our usual romps.
 
So, did we accomplish our mission? Did I find any groovy new threads for my big gig? Of course! When it comes to thrifting, Michelle and I NEVER fail. For those of you planning to attend the event on Monday night, I don't want to cast any spoilers, however, I will say three words  — Mountain Dew pajamas!
 
 
-Chris
 
 
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Thursday, August 23, 2012

GUEST BLOGGER: Your First Concert Experience

Never afraid to ask the tough questions,
Michelle Wilson returns with another
cutting-edge guest blog post!
 
The Brevard Live Music Awards
ceremony is happening on August 
27th at the fabulous Henegar Center,
 located in Melbourne, Florida. In honor
of this auspicious occasion, my ace
guest blogger Michelle Wilson  reached 
out recently to several star-players
within Florida's east coast music
  community  and presented a simple
 question. Although my readers from 
other parts of the country and around 
the world likely won't recognize the 
names of many of these musicians —
 they're quite well-known on Brevard
County Florida's music scene. The 
answers they gave are engaging, and 
a heck of a lot of fun — I know that I
certainly got a kick out of this one, 
and I hope you will too.
 
-Chris
 
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Do you remember your first live concert experience? Mine was The Police Synchronicity tour in New Jersey at the Atlantic City Convention Center, three hours away from my Long Island, New York home. It was February 7, 1984, and I was 16. Some high school acquaintances had the tickets and I had the ride—my cool, much-older cousin took us. It was the dead of winter, and nobody told me not to wear my funky high-heeled boots. Little did I know that we would need to trek 14.37 miles across the Atlantic City Boardwalk, oceanfront wind whipping our skin raw. With frozen faces and aching feet we finally arrived, and it was worth the pain—I was there to see and hear my beloved Sting and The Police! It didn’t matter that it was impossible to stand on top of the seat in my stupid, clunky high-heeled boots. It didn’t matter that we got lost on the way home. It didn’t matter that we barely could function at school the next morning. All that mattered was that I got to see my favorite band in the world. And yes, I do have EVERY ticket stub from EVERY show I ever attended.
 
My first concert ticket stub - The Police 1984.
 
So I posed this question to some hometown folks connected to Florida's east coast music scene—do you remember YOUR first live concert experience? Here are some of the responses in no particular order—they may surprise you!
 
Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, and Faith No More—Sept 1992. Faith No More blew my mind, Metallica blew my ears, and GNR blew my eyes. To this day, it’s the best show I have ever seen. I was 7 years old. Justin Weir - Bullet Theory
 
Believe it or not, my very first concert was a Dead Serios Show. Chris Long was my idol. I was 12 years old. Then my next concert was Metallica! Chris Cail - Sound Engineer
 
My first real concert where you had to buy tickets and got to sit in cushy seats was in New Orleans. It was about 1977 and I really wasn’t so happy about going. We were seeing an unknown singer named Al Jarreau at the Saenger Theater. I walked out of that experience enlightened. I have never been the same. I learned at that concert that the voice IS a mighty instrument. Ms. Sybil Gage - Solo Artist
 
The Doors at SUNY Stonybrook [Long Island, NY]. I was a 19-year-old undergraduate there. Jim Morrison was wasted. Come to think of it, so was everybody else. I think it was 1967…the memory is a bit fuzzy. Mike Davino - Chain Reaction/The Kore
 
My first concert experience was WHAM!—1985 in Miami. I was working at Publix on Palm Bay Road and Babcock Street. There was a group of fellow employees who all hung out together. We did everything together and partied a lot (when Bartles & James wine coolers were still cool). The whole lot of us got luxury suites at the Hyatt Regency on the Bay in Miami. All in all we had a good time. “Wake me up before you go go.” Ana Kirby - Switch
 
Pat Metheny, Charlie Haden, Jack DeJohnette, and Ornette Coleman live in Rome, Italy, 1985. Changed my life; it gave my life a direction and a purpose. Giorgio Delli - Luna Pearl
 
Kiss. Hollywood Sportatorium in Florida. 1978—touring to promote “Love Gun,” though the latest release was "Kiss Alive II." Opened with “I Stole Your Love” – just amazing – real explosions that were very dangerous – not the safe kind they use indoors now! My Dad took my brothers and I, and a bandmate, and my Dad quickly asked me if the entire concert was going to be that loud. Yup, it was. Kiss at their prime with all four original members. Greg Vadimsky - Greg and Brian Band
 
Kiss (Dynasty tour) on Father’s Day, 1979 at the Hollywood Sportatorium in Pembrook Pines, Florida. And yes, my dad took me. Michael Coe - Funpipe
 
I was 7 years old and I was seeing Kiss—it was 2000. It was so loud that I freaked out and hid under a vendor table. Kiss’ manager, Doc McGhee, came out and gave me earplugs. Jesse Long - Session drummer
 
Freshman, so 1986. It was Dokken and Aerosmith at the Glens Fall Civic Center [upstate New York]. People were smoking weed and hitting beach balls that looked like ghosts. It was a huge impression. Aerosmith is still one of my favorites. Andrew Cartmell - The Supercats
 
Def Leppard “Pyromania” tour with John Butcher Axis and Krokus—1983. I remember going in by myself because my buddy had no ticket. He waited outside. It was badass. Met some girls dressed in lingerie. We smoked a bowl and had some fun. Totally missed John Butcher Axis but Def Leppard kicked ass. The great Lakeland Civic Center. Hell yeah! Ty Oglesby - Solo Artist
 
My mom dragged me with her to see Tom Jones at the Circle Star Theater in San Matron, California after her friend got sick and couldn’t make it. Needless to say, I had never seen so many women throw so many panties at one man in my young life! Lissa Galindo - Knight After Night
 
It was a Medusa concert at the Bamboo Lounge in Eau Gallie, Florida. The year was 1972. I was only ten years old, but I remember it like yesterday. Even back then the band was playing “White Rabbit,” “Born to be Wild,” and “Satisfaction.” The singer bent over during the second verse of “Honky Tonk Woman” and I got to see her boobs—it was awesome. During their last break, the drummer took me out back and gave me shots of tequila. To this day, I still enjoy going to see and hear them perform at local clubs. Christopher Long - Dead Serios
 
I was 16 in 1978 and saw The Rockets and Cheap Trick. It was my first concert and my first road trip with friends. People openly were smoking and selling pot and acid. It was a total free-for-all. I left Melbourne a boy, but returned a man (or so I thought anyway). Steve Quinlivan - Rock Shot
 
Cream with Spirit opening—Orange County Convention CenterCalifornia. It was a life-changing experience. That’s what I want to do when I grow up. Mike Gattiker - Spanks Band
 
When I was 19, I was lucky enough to catch a relatively new band called GWAR in a small club in Charlottesville, Virginia. The level of energy, showmanship, and creativity that these guys displayed on such a painfully small stage was just short of amazing. To this day, I think about that every time I step on stage…play every venue as if it was a stadium. C.G. Jenkins - Bullet Theory
 
Def Leppard and Krokus—1983—Rochester War Memorial [upstate New York]. Once my favorite bands for a few months. Joe Delcorvo - Dead Serios
 
Tiffany at the Palace Theatre, Albany, New York. Don’t judge…my next concert was Skid Row opening for White Lion at the same place! Erin Coe - formerly of Open Fire
 
I saw the Stray Cats at the Baltimore Civic Center in 1983. I was 15 and my older brother drove my friend and I down I-95 from Delaware in a Datsun 280Z two-seater. We had to take turns riding in the hatchback. Greg Caputo - Pinch
 
My first concert was the AC/DC “Back in Black” tour—Kalamazoo, Michigan, Wings Stadium, Sept. 26, 1980. Opening act was Ronnie Montrose’s “Gamma” (first album). I’ve been in love with both bands ever since! Eric Hotton - formerly of Open Fire
 
I was 15 and I saw Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings, and about 20 others at the Suwannee River Jam in Live Oak, Florida. Julia Edwards - All About Nothing
 
This is very different, but my first concert experience was the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. I was probably 7 or 8 years old. One of my music teachers was performing with the DSO and offered my parents tickets in exchange for tolerating me as a young, sassy jack-ass music student. When I experienced the sound of that orchestra, I was changed. Forever. It was so wonderfully loud and yet so beautifully clear!!! I loved it!!! I remember to this day that my first “crush” was from that concert. The hottie cello player in the freakin’ DSO!!! I wonder what she is up to these days? Glenn Hess - Medusa
 
So, readers  what was your first concert experience? Feel free to share your personal story by posting a "Comment." Chris and I would love to hear from everybody on this one!
 
-Michelle Wilson
(August 2012)
 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

RECORD REVIEW: Nuclear Assault "Atomic Waste!"


From the Atomic Waste! liner notes:
The demo recordings on this slab are a snapshot of metal evolving. Speed metal becoming thrash metal becoming crossover. The longhairs and the shorthairs each realizing that maybe they weren't so different from one another. Nuclear Assault was a key band in this movement, extending their hand to other bands in an effort to push music forward. Faster, heavier, better.

-David Karl Endlichhofer
(Author of PERPETUAL CONVERSION: 30 Years & Counting in the Life of Metal Veteran Dan Lilker)

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Before  any embarrassing  international  pants-wetting incidents ensue, be sure that this is NOT  the highly anticipated  new studio offering from one of metal's "Big Five." Tracks presented  on 2012's Atomic Waste!  are, in fact, all demo recordings from the band's early days and exemplify a production caliber that most bands would fight to prevent fans from ever hearing. But then again, Nuclear Assault has never been a conventional band.

Groundbreaking throughout the 1980s and into the '90s, Nuclear Assault merged punk, thrash, hardcore and speed successfully to create a unique brand of metal that many have copied, but few have matched. Their music created a powerful ripple effect that continues to be felt today. 

Nuclear Assault at its apex.
(circa 1990)
But at its core, Nuclear Assault is a superb metal band. Their musical prowess  equaled or  surpassed ALL of their contemporaries. Anthony Bramante is every bit the badass lead guitar  phenom as  other more  acknowledged golden gods, while drummer Glenn Evans is hands-down the mightiest of his peers – observations validated even through the lo-fi grit of Atomic Waste!  Yet despite the audio limitations of many of the master recordings used, "The Plague," "Vengeance" and "Cross of Iron" showcase the band at its neck-breaking best – tunes on which frontman John Connelly shines brightest.

Pioneers of politically incorrect punk, "Hang the Pope" and "Lesbians" are musically and lyrically as authentic as it gets. And although Nuclear Assault became known for this rather edgy lyrical content, founder and bassist Dan Lilker contributes fresh insight in the liner notes. "Initially, the lyrics were secondary to the music," Lilker admits. "(The lyrics were) just something to fill the gaps." Hence, Atomic Waste! offers instrumental demo versions of "Live, Suffer, Die," "Great Depression," "Brainwashed," "Survive" and "Fight to be Free."

Nuclear Assault - Atomic Waste!
(An impressive, photo-packed CD booklet)

Despite the perception created by the "Demo and Rehearsals" subtitle, the production quality of  several tracks, including "Radiation Sickness," "Betrayal" and "Demolition" is actually as good or better than previous, properly produced Nuclear Assault records.

However, for the most part, it is what it is – a collection of garage-type demos – many culled from cassette tape master recordings. And in that regard, "Stranded in Hell," "Nightmares" and "Cold Steel" represent some of the dodgier-sounding tracks.

In addition to the typically preferred CD format, Atomic Waste! also is available in black, white and "nuclear" green vinyl – exclusively through Germany's High Roller Records. As a longtime staunch proponent of the European metal scene, lead guitarist Anthony Bramante boasted recently about  the band's newfound label. "Colored vinyl! Only  from Germany, right? Fuggedaboutit!"

Although it certainly lacks the cohesiveness of such Nuclear Assault releases as Survive and Handle with Care, Atomic Waste! does serve as an impressive time capsule – offering longtime diehards a delightful and long-overdue kick in the sack.
(Buy it HERE now!)

                                                                                        -Christopher Long
                                                                                        (August 2012)
 

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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I DON'T FEEL TARDY!

A few of my second-year Bible College textbooks.
I don't know how that Kiss book got in there.
I guess old habits are hard to break.
I account for years of poor
personal life choices. In short, 
I was so consumed by the blind
rock and roll ambition of my
younger days that I neglected
to formulate  any type of back-up plan. Long story short, I never
did land that big record deal. Furthermore, future professional endeavors also failed to pan out.
So there I was, in my forties,
now pursuing a writing career
with no other education beyond
my half-hearted high school experience almost thirty
years earlier. 
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But in 2011 I found myself inspired by my teenage son Jesse who was preparing to graduate high school with honors  while simultaneously  working towards  his AA degree  thanks to an early admissions program. Yikes, I was being totally shown up by my own kid.

When Michelle speaks,
I listenand obey.
Following my spiritual awakening in 2010, I became on fire for Jesus. I merely wanted to seek, honor and serve Him – completely. I remember attending  church service with my girlfriend Michelle one Sunday morning at East Coast Christian Center in Merritt Island, Florida.  During the introduction there was  a  video clip shown  pertaining to the upcoming commencement of the new school year at the church's Bible College – East Coast Christian University. Providing ever-faithful and constant support throughout my spiritual journey, Michelle elbowed me hard enough to crack a rib, and in her uniquely loving  way, she "encouraged"  me to enroll. I discovered early in our relationship that typically it is in my best interest to adhere to Michelle's "recommendations." And at forty-eight, I finally was beginning my college experience.

Although it will take several years of hard work and dedication to achieve, my ultimate goal is to earn a Doctorate in Theology. In May 2012 I completed my first year and received a diploma in Theology from ECCU. I still have a long way to go, but you can only eat an 8,000 pound elephant one bite at a time. And in August 2012 I returned to class following summer break to begin year two. Next spring I will receive an AA degree.

My eighteen-year-old son Jesse cheered me on
when I received my college diploma in 2012.

For young people, the simple message is to make smart life choices – early. You don't screw the future – the future screws you, if you don't get it right. Having a dream is important. Dreams can come true – at age fifty, mine certainly is (finally). But having a back-up plan – focusing on school and life's "big picture" doesn't mean that you plan to fail, it just offers you a better way of life and more options while your dream is coming to fruition. For adults, let me say that it's NEVER too late to go back to school. Be sure, however, that it can be a challenge. I hadn't taken a classroom test since the Carter administration when I was handed that first college exam in 2011. Immediately it felt like high school all over again as my mind and the page both remained blank. But all in all, it has been one of the most exciting and rewarding experiences of my life – even if I am the only "kid" in class still rockin' a Foghat T-shirt!

-Chris


Author Christopher Long's latest book,
C'MON! - My Story of Rock, Ruin and Revelation
is available NOW on Amazon.